Well, gracious!  It would seem you've arrived at my website.

Pardon the, erm, Chuck Jones-esque emptiness; I haven't quite figured out where I want to hang the posters in this new place, and - billions of blistering blue barnacles! - I keep tripping on boxes full of all my things.  In the interim, I'm afraid you'll just have to content yourselves with this image of the squid-and-shrimp pizza I made on a recent visit to El Cerrito, California.  Imagine that the remaining slices of pizza represent how much longer it will take until this website is complete.

The Squizza!


You sound a little skeptical.  I promise it was delicious.

Anyway, in the interim, content yourselves by reading my blog over at The Clean Platter.
There'll be more here.  Eventually.